“Heads Down, Thumbs Up”
11:25PM 4/7/2011

“Special delivery!” Says
The man at the door
You could almost swear
You’ve seen his face before

“Think again!” He says
And he pulls out the last
Thing, You’d ever expect
Him to have on his person

“It’s perfect!” You say
As he hands it to you
“I could never, live without it!”
You solemnly declare.

This feels like it should be Interactive Fiction somehow.