(di — this is paraphrased, I don’t recall everything we said.)

dither: “So, what do you want to do for the rest of the evening?”
cookiemonger: “I was just about to ask you that.”
d: “I asked first. So, what’cha wanna do?”
c: “We could play checkers!”
d: “No, you’re supposed to say ‘I don’t know, what’cha wanna do?’ ”
c: “I thought I could do better than a buzzard.”
d: “I don’t think we have a copy.”
c: “A COPY? Now you’ve outed yourself as a nerd.”
d: “What are you talking about?”
c: “No one calls it a COPY of checkers.”
d: “What am I supposed to call it? A CLONE of checkers?”
d: “Would I have an ITERATION of checkers?”
c: “You call it a checkerboard!”
d: “But that leaves the question- Do you have any pieces to go with that checkerboard?”
c: “You usually don’t, I think that’s why they refer to the board.”
c: “So, what DO you want to do for the rest of the evening?”
d: “How about a nice game of chess?”
d: “Do you want to take over the world with me?”
[presents ring]