It’s been a bit since I provided an update for the “best of my many and varied status updates on FaceBook from 2010” narcissism, and I have so many funny and interesting updates left to cover! I haven’t even finished the first month yet!

Is fighting a war of attrition with his digestive system. And losing.

I know this particular (type of) status popped up a lot, and would’ve been especially prevalent in the first couple years after I moved to Salt Lake. For some reason I had reactions to a lot of the food I ate locally. I’m still not sure what was causing the stomach distress but it’s been quite some time since the last time something I ate gave me grief.

CHIPS AND SALSA! CHIPS AND SALSA! CHIPS AND SALSA! zOMG! Craving… >_<

Self-explanatory status explains itself. And it makes me smile.

Is hiding his power level.

I’ll have to go back and dig it up, but I have A LiveJournal post sometime around the end of a year, maybe sometime between 2005 and 2008 (I know that’s several years, but I’m being realistically vague, I honestly don’t remember when it was), where I declared my intent to use more of my “true power.” I don’t think I reached my goal that year but I at least learned how little of my “true power” I was using.

edit: Come to think of it, I think that journal entry was at the end of 2003.